THE LOVERS

 

Once upon a time a girl with a red hood was walking to her lover’s house. She was carrying a handbag with a mobile phone, a lipstick, a mirror and some condoms…

When she was arriving at her lover’s house she collided with her husband, and the condoms fell on the pavement.

And the husband said:

–        Little red hood, what are you doing here?

–        Well… I’m…

–        Shouldn’t you be working?

–        Yeah… What big ears you have!

–        What are you doing?

–        What big nose you have!

–        Sorry?

–        What a hairy man you are!

–       That’s enough! You slipped up our relationship.

 

And the hairy man left the place with big ears, a big nose, a broken heart and no smile on his face.

 

THE END.