Once upon a time a girl with a red hood was walking to her lover’s house. She was carrying a handbag with a mobile phone, a lipstick, a mirror and some condoms…
When she was arriving at her lover’s house she collided with her husband, and the condoms fell on the pavement.
And the husband said:
– Little red hood, what are you doing here?
– Well… I’m…
– Shouldn’t you be working?
– Yeah… What big ears you have!
– What are you doing?
– What big nose you have!
– What a hairy man you are!
– That’s enough! You slipped up our relationship.
And the hairy man left the place with big ears, a big nose, a broken heart and no smile on his face.